I was dressed in white, touched by something pure: Archive

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maticus: ethanmarek: snapper saturday ya’ll 2 snaps in a row, get fuckedddd haha The boy Ethan goofin’ bby

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and that doesn’t really mean you can flirt with me though to be real

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Anonymous asked: How does ones vagina get fried?

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officially completely single cheaters rule man

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oh…

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fuckyeahweed: Asher Roth- In The Kitchen

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zenkilove: mcdammit: How to flirt: Say smooth suave sexy things like Sit on my penis Touch my penis I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes Do romantic things like: Ask to see a girl’s boobs Shave dollar signs into your pubes Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping big thumbs up for being a classy gentleman!

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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me: whoops

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the guilt of our situation eats me up inside most of the time I can’t stand myself for what I put you through on a daily basis I’m sorry keep loving me I’m sorry

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I can’t lose you

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